i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
