I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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