Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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