Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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