Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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