My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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