Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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