Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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