i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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