Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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