I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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