I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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