4 words: hood of his car
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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