I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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