Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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