Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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