You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
