Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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