We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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