are you still at the devil's house?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
