Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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