"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Fuck appropriateness.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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