remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
smell my finger.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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