I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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