is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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