Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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