Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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