Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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