Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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