one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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