I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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