I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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