Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
