i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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