Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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