Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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