David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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