All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The best revenge is premature balding
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
did i just pee glitter
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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