i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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