Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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