Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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