Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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