operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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