fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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