I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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