At least make sure they are 18
Why
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
