Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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