So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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