so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.