What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
