you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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