he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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