Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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