Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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