Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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