He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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