Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
