The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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