Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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