He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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